Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Signed: Frowny McSnappersons

Dear Rosie,
I have been reading your blog, and darn if I can make heads or tails of it. It seems as tho your advice is centered around the female perspective, and while I find this interesting and insightful, it is also virtually useless to me as a male. Perhaps ur male readers would want to check out your blog and then do just the opposite of what you suggest. I have found this to have worked wonders in my case, but maybe I'm an anomaly :P anyway thanks for the antiadvice! Keep up the good work!
Frowny McSnappersons
Dear Frowny,
Awwww it's ok... buck up lil buckeroo... turn that frown upside down! Your letter draws my attention to the possibility that we here at Dear Rosie have not been as open-minded as we would have liked. So, you chose an ::whispers:: alternative lifestyle for you and your chosen life partner... that in no way limits you from the advice of the Dear Rosie letters. In *your* case, perhaps it is best you do the opposite of what I suggest. If this has been working for you, go with it sugah! Hey if it ain't broke, then don't fix it :) Kisses...
Rosie

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Rosie,
Recently my boyfriend and I were having some difficulties in our relationship. We had broken up and then we got back together a few times. Well, I said screw it... I'm gonna get on my alt and go out and find me a new master. So, that's exactly what I did! And guess what happened. I met a master and he took me on... turns out this is my boyfriend on HIS alt! Does this mean we are meant to be together?

Anonymous said...

Dear Rosie,
Just over the last couple of weeks, an old flame has re-entered my daily SL. After getting through the reasons why we split a while back, I am finding myself drawn to this guy over and over. I'm torn between feeling sucked into some sort of involvement with him and dealing with what exactly it is that I feel about our breakup. He's so much fun and being around him again is making me realize that he's like the old him. What should I do? He's fun and I still feel drawn to him, but what if he repeats his past behavior of shutting me out and disappearing?

Anonymous said...

Dear Rosie,
I've been working really hard trying to win back my ex girlfriend. She is the best, most awesome girl I know and I want her back in my SL and committed to me. She knows I want her back, her friends know it... I definitely know it... I'm just waiting until she is willing to say that she trusts me with her heart again. I'm impatient to have her back though. What should I do to move things along?

Anonymous said...

Dear Rosie,
The other day I had Amazing sex with this totally hot chick in SL. We had been flirting and I decided to send her rl pictures of my manly chest and of my package as showcased by my tidy whities. It must of done the trick of wetting her whistle, cuz wouldn't you know it?... she had sex with me! And it was AMAZING. Now I make sure to contact her whenever I can and iunno she seems kind of standoffish. But it was so Amazing... Yet she says it was just casual sex when I can't see anything casual about it! We were friends before and I just can't get her out of my head. How do I keep her close to me? By the way did I mention it was Amazing?