Monday, October 30, 2006

Good Samaritan

A young woman returns to her car from a day's shopping. She had parked her car in the town's multi-storey car park.

As she approaches the car she notices someone sitting in the back seat. She cautiously checks the registration plate to see if it is indeed her car, as it is a popular model and colour. The car is indeed hers, and as she gets closer she sees that it's an old woman sitting in the back seat.

She asks the woman how and why she is sitting in her car.

The old woman replies that she had been shopping with her son and family but felt unwell and returned to the car to rest. She obviously had mistaken the young woman's car for her son's, as it was the same model and colour. The old woman then asks to be driven to a hospital, as she is still feeling unwell. The young woman agrees.

As she gets into the driver's seat something makes her very nervous about the stiuation and she asks the old woman if she is feeling well enough to direct her as she reverses the car out of the parking place. The old woman agrees, gets out of the car and proceeds to direct the reversing manoeuvre.

As soon as the young woman has the car out of the parking space she speeds out of the car park, leaving the old woman stranded. She then drives straight to the nearest police station and reports the incident.

A police officer then searched the car and found an axe concealed under the driver's seat.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This story is about a girl named....ROSIE



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A boyfriend and girlfriend were spending a vacation in a cottage with the girl's parents. On the last night the parents told them they could go watch a movie. Instead, the couple stopped at a deserted gas station. After an
hour or so, the boy said "I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." But the girl was scared "No!" She replied, "let's just go in a more open place." But the boy insisted "there's bound to be someone who knows us there, and they'll tell your parents, and I'll just take a minute..."



Finally, the girl gave in. About five minutes went by and the girl decided to turn on the radio, but the news creeped her out, "A madman is loose, whatever you do, do not stay in areas where no one can find you, he is VERY dangerous." The girl was worried so she called to the boy "Hurry up, or I'm leaving" (even though she had no intension to leave the car.) An hour later she yelled "THAT'S IT, I'M LEAVING!!"



She started the car but it was stuck in the mud. Tired, she saw a jacket and slept in the back. No sooner did she fall asleep that she heard a scratching noise. First she was scared, but then she realized it could be her boyfriend playing a prank on her. She got mad and made herself cozy. The scratching continued until she was awakened once again, this time not by scratching.



Police sirens were nearby and soon a police car came. The police officer looked shocked and she thought "he's probably mad because he had to find a couple of teenagers goofing off." The police officer told her "come out, but don't look back!" The girl took a few steps, but was curious, so she looked back. There, her boyfriend's body hung down from a tree, it looked like he had tried to send a message, because his hand was down, and his finger nail was worn out. The girl tightened her jacket as the wind blew, moving the boy's body, causing an awfully familiar scratching sound.

-Killer

Rosie said...

omg who told you about that? I moved to make a new life for myself after that happened. I thought no one knew about it! You do... how could you?! Unless... OMG :O

Akasha =^.^= said...

Killer knows all.. didn't you know that?