More Letters

And continuing the following are letters left on my comments.... I'm tryin to get to em all!

Dear Rosie,
I am an avid reader of your column and have experienced many of these issues others have written you about. I thank God for you everyday & your advice. I do have an "issue" of my own. I have caught a case of the SL Blahs. Seems that my SL was perfect... Perfect house, perfect land, perfect bf, and the perfect sl occupation. I did all the right things, had alot of friends, and had alot of fun. Over the past few weeks I have married my sl bf & we partnered. Now things seem so dead end. There's nothing else to look forward to. I find myself seeking attention & fun. I absolutely adore my SL partner but it seems so stagnet & bleh. The wooage has stopped & in only a few weeks we've become the "old" married couple. What should I do?
Bored & Bitchy
Dear Bored & Bitchy,
Yes it sounds like you and your hubby have acheived most of the sl milestones together and rather quickly. This could cause some boredom or hum drummery. In order to keep the passion and excitement alive it's important that the both of you continue to find ways to liven things up. I'm thinking... prim babies? That might keep you busy for some time to come! Best of luck to you both and keep on keepin on :)
Rosie
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Dear Rosie,
I was interested in this guy awhile back but he had a major anger issue over stupid little things. Eventually we just pulled apart. Just recently out of a need for something to do I was looking up old friends profiles. I noticed on his that he put a first life picture up. Oh my God! This whole time I thought he was 12! Now add 60+ years! He's old, fluffy & balding! Does this make me superficial?
Ima Shattered
Dear Ima,
If you're a regular reader of my column you know what my standard advice in this area is. What does Rosie always say, gang? Don't look at first life pictures! You see, I'm superficial as well :)
Rosie
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Dear Rosie,
Im lonely and can't seem to find a girl out there for me. I know if I keep trying I will find one, but the girls I seem to end up with are always fat in real life. How can I avoid getting stuck with some Fat Bitch and get me some fine ass putang.
Say no to the Jelly Roll
Dear Say no,
First off, I object... NO ONE should say no to the Jelly Roll. But I digress. What I think you need to do is concentrate on the trashiest, least clothed, foul-mouthed girls in SL. Seriously, I bet those sexy bitches are Hawt in real life. Best of luck to you :)
Rosie
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Dear Rosie,
I have a close friend with benefits if you know what I mean. Recently I have found someone else to "fulfill" my needs and I feel I have neglected my friend. I'm worried I may have screwed up our friendship or my benefits. How can I keep my SL mate and my friend without screwing up one or the other? If things don't work out with me & my mate, I'd love to have my benefits reinstated.
Don't hate the Playa
Dear Playa,
Hmmm. Tough one. Perhaps your friend with benefits would consider waiting around to see if he/she can be of any additional service to you? I do realize it's all about you, so it would be important to find out if this option is available. If not, it never hurts to start shopping now for new options on the side :) Let me know how this turns out.
Rosie
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Dear Rosie,
Can you hook me up with don't hate the playa. I also need a friend with benefits. Thanks.
Hate the Game
Dear Hate the Game,
Suuuuure. Why don't you tell me your SL name and you too, Playa, and we'll have a sl lust connection right here in my damned blog! C'mon don't be shy. Give it up you two!
Rosie
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Dear Rosie,
There's this girl in SL, she's hot, funny, smart, and so attractive. I so want her. Problem is she's taken. I'm not sure she's happily taken but still taken. How can I can I catch her eye?
Hopelessly Unwooful
Dear Unwooful,
Flirt with her openly of course. Spend oodles of linden on her and make her realize that you really are the better one for her! Take lessons in wooage from friends of yours in order to make the best impact. Maybe new prim hair, skin, hot clothes. SL girls are all about av appearance. Good luck!
Rosie
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Dear Rosie,
One of my bestest friends is on an unfortunate SL break & I miss her so bad. At first I thought shopping would help me cure my missing blues, but it's just not the same without her. Not to mention that she was a blog addict & kept me up to date on all the latest have to haves. I feel so disconnected. How can I let her know how much she is missed? Cause she soooooo is!
OMG SHOES
Dear OMG,
You should buy her lots and lots of stuff and pad her linden balance weekly so that when she returns she'll have mad money and tons of new goodies!!! You should tell all your friends to do so too!
Rosie


Ok, kids all for now. I'll catch up Saturday keep sending em in!