Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Hook

Apparently I was remiss in not including this story in the series of urban legends I shared prior to Halloween. Now, in it's entirety, The Hook...



A teenage boy drove his date to a dark and deserted Lovers' Lane for a make-out session. After turning on the radio for mood music, he leaned over and began kissing the girl.

A short while later, the music suddenly stopped and an announcer's voice came on, warning in an urgent tone that a convicted murderer had just escaped from the state insane asylum — which happened to be located not far from Lovers' Lane — and that anyone who noticed a strange man lurking about with a hook in place of his right hand should immediately report his whereabouts to the police.

The girl became frightened and asked to be taken home. The boy, feeling bold, locked all the doors instead and, assuring his date they would be safe, attempted to kiss her again. She became frantic and pushed him away, insisting that they leave.

Relenting, the boy peevishly jerked the car into gear and spun its wheels as he pulled out of the parking space.

When they arrived at the girl's house she got out of the car, and, reaching to close the door, began to scream uncontrollably. The boy ran to her side to see what was wrong and there, dangling from the door handle, was a bloody hook.

:O

3 comments:

♥ JellyBean Madison ♥ said...

If I was the girl, I would of so said "See I told you going home was a good idea Dumbass!" I always have to be the I TOLD YOU SO! :p

Anonymous said...

I know this is a little late but,


A REAL NEWFIE GHOST STORY

This happened in a little town, Norris Arm, in Newfoundland, and even

though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true.

This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night

in the middle of a terrible rainstorm, and no cars were on the road.

The storm was so strong the guy could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly, he saw a car come toward him and stop. The guy, without

thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door and only then did

he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel! The car started

to move very slowly.

The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way.

Petrified, he started to pray, begging for his life. He had not come

out of shock when, just before the car hit the curve, a hand suddenly

appeared through the window and moved the steering wheel.

The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every

time the car was approaching a curve.

Finally, although terrified, the guy managed to open the door and jump

out of the spooky car. Without looking back, the guy ran through the

storm all the way to the nearest town.

Soaking wet exhausted and in a state of utter shock the pale, visibly

shaken guy, walked into a nearby bar and asked for two shots of

Screech. Then, still trembling with fright, he started telling

everybody in the bar about the horrible experience he just went

through with the spooky car with no driver

and the mysterious hand that kept appearing.

Everyone in the bar listed in silence and became frightened, listening

to this eerie story, hairs stood on end when they realized the guy

was telling the truth because he was crying and he definitely was not drunk!

About half an hour later two guys walked into the same bar and

one said to the other, "Look, me son, there's the ars*hole who got

into the car while we were pushing it!"


-:DKiller:D

Rosie said...

Cleverrrr