***WARNING: some details not suitable for all adults. If you have a weak stomach, please resist reading***Oh yeahhhh, sure he's cute and cuddly. I agree... most of the time. Last night, however, while you all were enjoying your secondlife and before I tried to resolve my slow-ass-only-at-night-dsl-connection, this cute lil furball about drove me to pull out my own hair!
There I was just minding my own business when lil Mr. Poopahontas comes strolling out of the kitchen. Out of the corner of my eye I see him start to scooching across the carpet on his ass. I said "huh!" and he ran by me and just as he get's to the sliding glass door, he's mooshing his ass down on the carpet tryin to scooch something off. What, you may ask. Well there's only one reason this fleabag ever needs to drag his ass on the floor. And, yup, sure enough... POOP! But, oh no this isn't just a minor issue. You see, my cat, Sebastion; aka Bassie; now aka poopypants isn't just your run of the mill kitty cat. No, I think he's what I once saw on a poster in a vet's office named a "Siberian Forest Cat", long-haired and uber furry. Sooooo, when there's poop stuck on his ass, it's not just on his ass... but matted in the fur around it.
I screamed at him when I saw the potential for disaster his ass-scootin could cause. And I have to admit, he did look somewhat embarrassed when he got scolded. Though I know you are at this point regretting that you chose to ignore the above warning, I'm going to tell you allllllll about what happened! So, I scooped him up (careful to keep the ass-end of the cat away from me) and took him and locked him in the bathroom (linoleum is much easier to clean). First I tried paper towels, but OH NOooooo that would be too easy. After the washcloth proved just as useless, I busted out the scissors. And Mr. lil Poopy Drawers got a buzz cut around his butt. Not sure he's at all happy with the cut or style of his closely shorn ass hairs, but it was either that or lock him outside all night til he cleaned himself up. Bastard.
Well, thank you for reading and have a good day :)
3 comments:
Remind me never ever to scoot my ass across the floor around Rosie! :p
*licks her paws like huh?*
Ummm me too please and thank you! lol and Rosie... You need to find something else to do!!!! rofl Get back in SL roflmao
What? you don't want Rosie to shave your butt? A fruity drink with a little umbrella, some cotton balls between the toes and the scent of wax warming on the table. What more could you ask for?
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